
River Tam (?) Skrillex (decoy) Iron Man (annihilates them all after Skrillex is eaten)House. Stephen Colbert. Bender.
Oh god, the levels of sarcasm and snark will just kill the zombies.
Ari Gold (entourage)~ Fuck that….
Iron man ~ Hell yeah! we win!!!
Justin Bieber ~ Really? fuck that
Dexter, Gordon Freeman, Jackie Chan. I’m set.
Dr. Cal Lightman (who the fuck is that?) Captain Jack Sparrow(sweet, though I don’t like rum) and The Rock (really? whatever)
We are fucked but maybe I can snog Jack Sparrow before I go?
House, Jack Sparrow, and Tom Brady……….

guys i am literally scared this guy knows where i work and is stalking my entire fucking life… i feel like Pauly D.
lost it at, “im such a nice guy and…”
smh
To be fair, the idea of DO NOT WANT is a tough lesson to grasp.



